Raising MaryAnn

A careless child tried to throw a hoodie over the half wall in my living room. The hoodie fell short, making a huge mess. It knocked a large houseplant over the edge and down the stairs (dirt everywhere). It also pushed a glass plaque over on the piano, the glass plaque pushed over all the pictures and decorations on the piano. Who was this careless child and what should I do to punish her? Of course it is me. I was folding laundry and came across a dirty hoodie, so rather than get up and carry it down the stairs, I tried to throw it from across the room. The sad part of raising me, is that I knew I couldn't throw it that far. As soon as it left my hands I knew I had made a big mistake. I griped and grumbled at myself while cleaning up my giant mess. I even tried to comfort myself to keep me from getting too sad. I kept saying things to myself like "it's ok, you needed to clean that plant up and take care of the dead leaves anyway". I don't really recommend throwing a plant down the stairs to remove its dead leaves. So, what should I do with myself? I'm thinking no dessert, and possibly grounded tomorrow. Since I have no backbone as a parent, I will probably give in, have 2 desserts and play all day tomorrow. This is why I never learn my lesson.